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Your 24/7 phone receptionist that sounds natural, qualifies leads, books into your calendar, sends confirmations, and ensures no call goes unanswered.

Our leading AutoBook AI software, brought to you by Hellion Solutions, can help you reduce cost, increase productivity and give your customers real time call answering, when they need it most.
You’re already paying for missed calls – just to the wrong company. See how much more efficient and affordable AutoBook is compared to traditional live call answering.
| Feature | Traditional Call Handler | AutoBook |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per call | £15–£25 (on average) | £1 per connection |
| Availability | 9–5 weekdays | 24/7 — including weekends |
| Response time | Varies by queue and workload | Instant pickup — zero delay |
| Accuracy | Manual note-taking — prone to errors | AI transcription — every detail captured |
| Consistency | Depends on human mood & workload | Always professional, always on-brand |
| Contract terms | Minimum spend & long-term contracts | Cancel anytime with 30 days’ written notice |

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Prices start at just £1.25 (+VAT) per connected call for your first 100 calls in your 4 week billing cycle. If you take more than 100 calls in the billing cycle, you are charged £1.00 (+VAT) for the next 100 (101 – 200). If you take over 200 calls per billing cycle you will be charged £0.75 (+VAT) for all calls 201 and over.
We use a 4 weekly billing cycle to calculate your usage and create invoices. This means you will have 13 invoices per year, spread evenly. We think this is the easiest way of calculating usage and cost.
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